Wednesday, January 09, 2008
WAHHH so many posts all of a sudden!! lol.. cannot take it i also must post muahahha... but im lazy la so I'll just recycle a post from my blog ahahahha... check out these funny (a bit sexist) lines!
Q. How do men sort their laundry?
A. "Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable" or B. The "cleanest dirty shirt"
WHAT SHOULD U GIVE A MAN WHO HAS EVERYTHING?
A WOMAN TO SHOW HIM HOW TO WORK IT
Q. Why do men name their penises?
A. Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the person who makes all their decisions.
Woman don't make fools of men-most of them are the do-it-yourself types .
The best reason to divorce a man is a health reason: you're sick of him .
Men are all the same-they just have different faces so you can tell them apart.
Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of five men .......... a woman.
Men's brains are like the prison system-not enough cells per man.
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Why do bachelors like smart women?
opposites attract.
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts dont have eyes.
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One... men will screw anything. (damn funny lol)
and my personal fav:
What's the fastest way to a guy's heart?
Through his chest and with a sharp knife. LOL!!!
okay okay then the alternative is:
If you think the stomach is the way to a man's heart then you're aiming too high.
ahahahahhah!! ok cheap thrill.. =D
11:46 PM;
-be.♥.ed qingy
