Tuesday, November 21, 2006
Hi all. I am a nerd . As can be seen from the picture. This was taken when I was in JC. Vintage.
“A fine, young resilient chap. Tooty was the founder of AJC nerd club president and he was resolute in seeing to the success of his fellow nerds under his tutelage. “
– Mr Jason Tan, 20/99 Tutor.
That dude. Beside me is the vice president. We sell textbooks. We sit in the first row of LTs. You take our front seats; we burn your chemistry notes. Kaboom! and a Chingangwaliwala.
Why all the lengthy post. And so many posts somemore. You gusy dun have anything better to do. Hunting season has started. Everyone is studying, maybe we should start studying and mug hard, so that we can survive this semester, and perpetuate ourselves into this cyclic shit again next sem, and sem, and sem… and so on. Until u graduate and work, then find a gf/bf. Get married. Raise some kids. Feed them, and make it grow, so they can enter school, and throw their kids into this shit again. Evil begets evil, and hunger begets food. When human are hungry, they look for food. But what happens when they are full? They sleep, and/or play games. The less evil ones play games. Some call it DOTA, others call it thrash. But the worst one ever heard, are named goonzu or Maple ( May lightning unstrike me for this!)
Good morning. It’s now 2pm. Half the day has gone. Sunshine burns on your butt cheek as you burnt your morning again. I am online, and 70% of them are busy. Their status said so. I checked my neighbour. Hell yeah he’s freaking busy, playing goonzu , Football Manager, what-have-you. Sibei Busy ah!
Anyway someone just put shampoo on the door handles in level2. Terrorism has struck! Someone has declared war on the holy land! Down with Al-Qaeda! Lucky the white goo is shampoo. (Or is it hair wax?) Could it be due to exam stress? Good game. Good luck have fun. I concur that there is more to come. Pull plug. Rax Tower. Channel your boredom instead to DOTA instead bah. Boys and girls, shearites of all age, DOTA is fun, but it is evil. Legend has it that it was introduced by the Brinjals to us as a dormant virus that when activated has the ability to incapacitate us the will to train hard during IHG.
Hanyway, what is a brinjal?
n : hairy upright herb native to southeastern Asia but widely cultivated for its large glossy edible fruit commonly used as a vegetable [syn: eggplant, aubergine, eggplant bush, garden egg, mad apple, Solanum melongena]
A more local definition will be written in the next post. Watch out for subsequent reports on the Hair Wax terrorist also. ( charbor leh)
2:14 AM;
-be.♥.edtooty
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